Tuesday, January 17, 2017

More to the Emperor's Liking????

         With the Emperor of Mexico demanding straight lines, and the unseemly squabble resulting from such, the Kaiser has revised his claim. We hope that this revised claim will more suit the Emperor's fetish to rectilinear draftsmanship. Remember, everything inside the red line is ours now, no touching!

we also understand that this seem a bit over the top 
but this claim is more in keeping with the rights that should attend 
upon a ruler as wonderful as our Kaiser!!!!

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  2. The typical pretend Prussian focus on details once again shows itself. You have FAILED miserably to respect our borders with these pathetic lines and if you cross into our territory it will be war ... WAR Sir! Also your attempt at complicated straight lines appears to have been drawn by a drunken three year old. "Kaiser", isn't that German for "Kissing tranny granny Vicky's arse"? That said, His Most Catholic Majesty does not object to the Prussian bragadoscious claims for the most part (Outside the crossing of our borders which will not happen). In fact, His most Catholic Majesty looks forward to the endless amusement that will be afforded when the Kaiser's lackeys attempt to enforce such claims, both from other Europeans and upon the peoples of Neulandia.

    Good Luck with that!

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  3. Maxie has no respect for any nation other than his own inbred family of donkey thieves. Wait until the Yanks weight in this. They also are aware of cross border wagon jacking events. I can just see his army being by mariachi band. Plus in the middle of battle they will have stop for their siesta..

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  4. Well, Since the Prussians have claimed everything but your and my colonies, the Yanks will have to discuss the matter with the Prussians before they can even get a colony to raise a question. We take our siestas either before or after a battle, never during. The Soldados understand this necessity.

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